Last weekend Aarhus was the epicentre of the hottest and newest Scandinavian music. Jutland Station turned to the visitors of SPOT festival to ask some intimate questions and we came back with a worrisome amount of poop stories.
By Eline Schaart and Michaela Cavanagh (Jutland Station).
Tine (31) and Marthina (29) at the Musikhuset:
JS: What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen during a festival?
Marthina: I once saw a guy shit himself. He was really drunk, I think.
JS: What did he do after he shit himself?
Marthina: Oh, he just kept listening to the music.
JS: When are you too old to have sex?
Tine: Never, I really hope that when I am 80 I start developing a sex addiction so I can keep going.
JS: What do you think about when you’re having sex, but you don’t want to orgasm yet?
Tine and Marthina: That never happens, just take it when it happens!
JS: Ok, final question: What is your favourite emoji?
Tine: The one that is crying while laughing.
Marthine: I like the emoji that has its tongue out. I mean, who ever does that? What does it symbolise?
(See the impression of their favourite emojis above)
Lars (23) and Sofie (22) from Norway in the line before Voxhallen:
JS: Who cannot come to your birthday party?
Lars: My mom! I don’t think it is a good idea if she sees how my friends and I behave during a party…
JS: Ok, that is clear. What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen during a festival?
Sofie: I saw a girl that dropped her phone in a toilet full of shit, then she pulled it out and cleaned it.
Lars: During a festival last year I saw a guy covered in shit coming out of the toilet. It was really gross.
JS: On a scale from 1-10, how attractive do you think you are?
Sofie: A 6.
Lars: Yes also a 6.
JS: And how would you rank each other?
Sofie: Haha uhm I think I would give Lars an 8.
Lars: Ok, so now I also have to say an 8.
JS: What do you think about if you don’t want to orgasm yet?
Lars: My to-do list!
Thomas (29) and Anders (29) aka the shit brothers in Voxhallen:
JS: What is your favourite synonym for ‘boobs’?
Thomas and Anders: Pff, melons, tits, cans.
JS: What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen during a festival?
Thomas: Roskilde festival 2006 was a rainy year. We were standing at the front of the stage when a friend had to pee. Everything was already so wet that he just peed.
Anders: The same year, I saw a guy shitting in the mud. Maybe he thought that the mud would function as camouflage, but everyone saw it.
JS: What was your worst vacation ever?
Thomas: Roskilde festival 2006. After one day I was so wet and cold that all I wanted was to leave, but I had already paid the 2000 kroner.
JS: What do you think about during sex if you don’t want to orgasm yet?
Thomas: A girl I used to go to school with.
Anders: Haha, me too!
JS: Wait is this the same girl? What is her name?
Anders: We went to the same school ever since we were 5, but we cannot tell you her name.
JS: On a scale from 1-10, how attractive do you think you are?
Thomas: Right now?
Anders: We call ourselves the shit brothers, so I would say a solid 5.
JS: Ok thanks for the honesty, shit brothers!
